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Near Modern Disaster

At Least We Have Each Other

At Least We Have Each Other
Remember Hugging?

Remember Hugging?
So Relieved We Still Like Each Other After Quarantine

So Relieved We Still Like Each Other After Quarantine
I Still Can’t Believe We Found Each Other In A Pandemic

I Still Can’t Believe We Found Each Other In A Pandemic
You Are The Champion Of The Motherfucking Universe

You Are The Champion Of The Motherfucking Universe
You Deserve A Goddamn Drink

You Deserve A Goddamn Drink
There’s No One Else I’d Rather Burn In Hell With

There’s No One Else I’d Rather Burn In Hell With
Making Friends As An Adult

Making Friends As An Adult
Let’s Celebrate The Shit Out Of You

Let’s Celebrate The Shit Out Of You
I Think I Like You More Everyday

I Think I Like You More Everyday
You Are Old

You Are Old
What The Actual Fuck

What The Actual Fuck
I Still Can't Believe We Found Each Other (On The Internet)

I Still Can't Believe We Found Each Other (On The Internet)
Going To Run To You In Slow Motion

Going To Run To You In Slow Motion
Happy Birthday (From Your Favorite Child!)

Happy Birthday (From Your Favorite Child!)
Facebook Birthday

Facebook Birthday
Burrito Baby

Burrito Baby
I'm So Glad We Decided To Ruin Our Friendship By Sleeping Together

I'm So Glad We Decided To Ruin Our Friendship By Sleeping Together
I Miss Your Face

I Miss Your Face
Beautiful From Behind

Beautiful From Behind
I’d Celebrate You Any Day

I’d Celebrate You Any Day
You’re My Favorite Bad Decision

You’re My Favorite Bad Decision
Thank You For Being A Friend

Thank You For Being A Friend
You Seem Like One Of Those Assholes Who Celebrate Their Entire Birth Week

You Seem Like One Of Those Assholes Who Celebrate Their Entire Birth Week