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Making Friends As An Adult

Making Friends As An Adult
You Deserve A Goddamn Drink

You Deserve A Goddamn Drink
I’d Celebrate You Any Day

I’d Celebrate You Any Day
Happy Birthday (From Your Favorite Child!)

Happy Birthday (From Your Favorite Child!)
Killin' It (Per Usual)

Killin' It (Per Usual)
Facebook Birthday

Facebook Birthday
I Still Can’t Believe We Found Each Other In A Pandemic

I Still Can’t Believe We Found Each Other In A Pandemic
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You Seem Like One Of Those Assholes Who Celebrate Their Entire Birth Week

You Seem Like One Of Those Assholes Who Celebrate Their Entire Birth Week
Going To Run To You In Slow Motion

Going To Run To You In Slow Motion
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You’re Only Young Once And That Ship Has Sailed

You’re Only Young Once And That Ship Has Sailed
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I Miss Your Face

I Miss Your Face
Burrito Baby

Burrito Baby
So Relieved We Still Like Each Other After Quarantine

So Relieved We Still Like Each Other After Quarantine
First Mother’s Day

First Mother’s Day
Mother’s Day Sweet Friend

Mother’s Day Sweet Friend
You’re My Favorite Bad Decision

You’re My Favorite Bad Decision
I Think I Like You More Everyday

I Think I Like You More Everyday
You Are Old

You Are Old
Remember Going Places?

Remember Going Places?
Beautiful From Behind

Beautiful From Behind
Offspring IOU

Offspring IOU
Thank You For Being A Friend

Thank You For Being A Friend